ECW "Anarchy Rulz 1999"

ECW “Anarchy Rulz”

September 19^th 1999
From The Odeum Sports and Expo Center in Villa Park, Illinois

Masato Tanaka arrives in a car, when he is asked by Stephen Prazak about being the #1 Contender to the ECW World Heavyweight Title, just as Jeff Jones walks up and talks about Tanaka not deserving to be #1 Contender, Tanaka grabs and pushes Jones, before walking away! Jones tells Tanaka he will pay a price and it “will be AWESOME!”

Joey Styles and Cyrus The Virus are in the middle of the ring, Cyrus playing up the heel and both hyping the show.

1)  “The New Fucking Show” Jerry Lynn vs Lance Storm w/Dawn Marie

Lynn is wrestling with taped ribs!

 Winner: Storm after Lynn took him over with a top turnbuckle Flying Frankensteiner and covered for a 2, Lynn was selling his ribs hard and pulled Storm up for a Irish Whip, only for Storm to reverse and drive a knee into Lynn’s ribs, before using a Half Nelson Leg Grapevine Rollup for the 3.

Simon Diamond comes to the ring and cuts a promo about not having a partner for the evening, playing a “Simon says” joke on Tom Marquez, who was sitting at the Time Keeper’s Table. Simon says there is no man that would stand beside him, which brings out Jazz! Diamond insults Jazz, leading to her going for an attack, but Simon called Marquez into the ring to fight her. They go back and forth, until Jazz plants him with The Jazz Stinger and goes for the cover, bringing Diamond and Tony DeVito into the ring to attack Jazz. They get the upper hand, until Nova & Chris Chetti run out to make the save.

 After a sequence on maneuvers, Chetti goes for a Quebrada, but blows out his knee and after landing the Moonsault, he rolls to the side of the ring in agony. Nova, Diamond & DeVito try to make something out of it, with Jazz becoming involved, but it was not to be and eventually, Roadkill & Danny Doring, with Miss Congeniality, ran out to take out everyone, even Jazz. Doring & Congeniality held Jazz, as Roadkill went to the top, but members of the ECW locker room: Angel, CW Anderson, Rod Price, Vito Degrasso and Wild Bill, come to the ring to make the save, but instead they start brawling! This brings New Jack and his shopping cart full of weapons to the ring, he takes out everyone, with Nova taking out Anderson with a Plancha to the floor, as New Jack drove Staples into Price’s head with a Staple Gun!

2)  Extreme Three Way Dance: Little Guido w/Big Sal E. Graziano vs “The Japanese Buzzsaw” Tajiri vs “The Insane Luchadore” Super Crazy

Order of Eliminations: 1) Crazy eliminated Guido after Tajiri tied Guido to The Tree of Woe and Crazy charged in for a Sliding Dropkick but Guido pulled up and Crazy slid out of the ring, but Tajiri was quick to follow with his own Sliding Dropkick to Guido’s face and Crazy followed with a Moonsault off the top and the pin. 2) Tajiri eliminated Crazy after Crazy scored with a Moonsault from the bottom turnbuckle and went up to the second for another one, only Tajiri was able to get his knees up, quickly follow with The Buzzsaw Kick and then a Running Front Dropkick to the face, before snapping off a Brainbuster and covering for the 3.

Steve Corino, Rhino & Jack Victory are in the back, with Corino cutting a promo on bringing in The ICP to face Raven & Tommy Dreamer, but they did not want to wrestle Dreamer & Raven.

Justin Credible, with Jason, comes to the ring and cuts a promo on having a restraining order put on  Sabu, and tonight he will not be able to compete, only for Referee Jim Molita to declare Anarchy Rulz, Bob Artese starts to announce, but Credible drops him with a Singapore Cane over the head, the lights go out and SABU IS HERE!

3) Justin Credible w/”The Sexiest Man on Earth” Jason vs “The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal” Sabu  

Winner: Credible after Sabu reversed That’s Incredible for his own, but Jason slid into the ring and blasted Sabu with a Singapore Cane shot to the head, allowing Credible to reverse and as Alfonso ran in to kick Jason, Credible planted Sabu with That’s Incredible and pinned, but Sabu kicked out! Credible positioned a chair and pulled Sabu back up for That’s Incredible, Sabu reversed, but Credible reversed back and planted Sabu on the chair with That’s Incredible and covered for the 3.

4)  ECW World Heavyweight Championship Three Way Dance: “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz© vs FMW World Heavyweight Champion Masato Tanaka vs Mike Awesome w/”Judge” Jeff Jones

Taz comes out and the fans rain “You sold out” chants on him. As they square off, Awesome & Jones come through the crowd and stand at the guardrail trying to get over, Taz calls for him to get in the ring, Paul Heyman comes out and Taz calls Heyman out, saying he pushed him as “the baddest motherfucker on the planet,” Heyman then lets it happen!

 Order of Eliminations: 1) Awesome & Tanaka eliminated Taz after Tanaka floored him with The Roaring Elbow, allowing Awesome to go to the top and connect with The Awesome Splash, covering with Tanaka for the 3 (Fans chant “Fuck you Taz” as the locker room and Paul E. empty onto the ramp to pay their respects). 2) Awesome eliminated Tanaka TO WIN THE ECW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP after Awesome laid out Tanaka with a chair shot over the head, jumping off the top turnbuckle and then set up a Table, blasting Tanaka with another chair shot to lay him on it and then climbing to the top, but Tanaka was up and fought Awesome on the top, until Mike got the advantage and used a Super Awesome Bomb to drive Tanaka through the table and get the pin!

 Taz gets in the ring, takes the ECW World Title from Referee John Finnegan and hands it to Awesome, amidst “Fuck you Taz” chants.

Raven, from a playground swing setting, cuts a promo on the history with his ECW World Tag Team Champion partner Tommy Dreamer, with footage of their feud in the past.

Stephen DeAngelis starts to announce, when he is cut off by Joel Gertner! Gertner cuts his usual great promo and then gets in the ring, introducing ECW World Tag Team Champion Tommy Dreamer, with Francine! Dreamer & “The Queen of Extreme” get in the ring, Gertner asks about Dreamer’s back injury and his partnership with Raven. Dreamer cuts a promo on not needing any glitzy shit, talking about wanting to innovate some violence, when he is interrupted by Steve Corino! Corino, Rhino & Jack Victory come out and Corino sicks Rhino on Dreamer. They start brawling

5)  ECW World Tag Team Championship match: “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer & Raven w/”The Queen of Extreme” Francine vs “The King of Old School” Steve Corino & “The Man Beast” Rhino w/”The Living Legend” Jack Victory

Winners and STILL ECW World Tag Team Champions: Raven & Dreamer after Victory and Corino held them in opposite corners and went for an Irish Whip, sending the champions into each other, but they stopped, Raven pushed Dreamer and then they each hit a boot to their opponent’s gut, Dreamer planted Corino with a DDT, as Raven planted Victory with his own DDT and both pinned.

 Mancow, with 2 shirtless fat guys, comes down the ramp to applaud Raven. Raven gives Dreamer the finger and walks away.

Joey Styles and Cyrus the Virus go back and forth, Styles pus over the fact that tonight is the largest crowd in ECW history! They swing to Axl Rotten in the ring. Axl cuts a ECW hype promo, going over the happenings of the night and then calls out ECW World Champion Mike Awesome, to be first in line for a Title shot, but out comes The Impact Players, Jason, Dawn Marie & Johnny Smith.  Storm cuts a promo on how the night belongs to The Impact Players and after Smith wins the ECW World TV Title from Rob Van Dam and demands that Axl takes back the challenge! Axl says the fans care more about “tits than talent” and goes after Storm, only for Credible, Jason & Smith to attack, but Spike Dudley & Balls Mahoney run out to help, including Spike using The Acid Drop on Dawn! They jump on Spike, until Balls slides into the ring with a chair and they all bail, except Smith, who turns and is fucking LEVELED by a chair shot over the head from Balls! The heels leave and Axl gets back on the mic, saying RVD is short an opponent and nominates Balls for the Title Shot!

6) ECW World Television Championship match: “The Whole Fucking Show” Rob Van Dam© w/Bill Alfonso vs Balls Mahoney w/Spike Dudley & Axl Rotten

Winner and STILL ECW World TV Champion: RVD after Balls knocked RVD out with a vicious chair shot over the head, but took his time before covering, which allowed Alfonso to get into the ring and dive to hit Balls with a chair and break up the pin. They got up and Fonzie threw a chair into Balls’ face, but Mahoney only fired up and picked up his own chair, just as RVD jumped to the top turnbuckle, Balls swung at Bill, who ducked and RVD came flying off the top with The Van Daminator and crawled to the cover, but Balls kicked out at 2! RVD then jumped back to the top and connected with a HUGE Five Star Frog Splash, covering for the 3! (REALLY GOOD!)