Thursday, May 7, 2015

November to Remember 1999

ECW “November To Remember ‘99”

November 7th 1999
From The Flickinger Center in Buffalo. New York


Joey Styles & Cyrus the Virus are in the middle of the ring, hyping the show and welcoming the fans. Styles is preparing to throw to the video package, but Joel Gertner comes out, cutting a classic Gertner opening line and getting into the ring, talking about being the host of ECW on TNN and coming out to host tonight’s show! Cyrus gets a little upset, but does not say anything and out comes TAZ, in shoot clothes, fanny pack and leather jacket FTW! Taz gets in Joey’s face, as the fans chant “you sold out” and asks Styles why he has been avoiding him! Taz and Styles get into it about Styles insinuating that Taz attacked ECW World Television Champion Rob Van Dam from behind, it gets personal and Taz demands that Joey leaves the ring, before turning his attention to a laughing Gertner. Taz cuts him down and then tells him to leave the ring, but applies The Tazmission instead! Cyrus and Taz thank each other and shake hands!

Simon Diamond and Dick Hertz are in the ring and Simon is cutting a promo on his dick, when Jazz comes out! Jazz gets in Simon’s face and slaps him, before delivering The Jazz Stinger and covering, only for Dick to pull her up in a Gut Wrench and score with The Penile Implant! Simon tells Jazz that she was killed by his “giant killer” which brings out Spike Dudley!

1)  Simon Diamond w/Dick Hertz vs Spike Dudley
Winner: Spike after nailing Diamond with a Headbutt to the nuts and then following with The Acid Drop and the pin.
As Spike is celebrating the victory, The Full Blooded Italians come to the ring and Little Guido plants Spike with a One Arm Powerbomb from the top, before holding him in place as Big Sal E. scores with a BIG Splash! This brings out Nova!

2)   Nova vs Little Guido w/Big Sal E. Graziano
Winner: Nova planted Guido with The Smashmouth (Powerbomb tossed into an Ace Crusher) and pinned, but Big Sal pulled Nova off. Guido pulled the Referee into the corner, as Big Sal got into the ring and rushed Nova in the corner, only Nova moved and then followed with a Tornado DDT, only Guido took advantage and used The Tomakazee on Nova, following with the pin.
The FBI beat down Nova, until Chris Chetti made his return and cleaned house, only for Danny Doring & Roadkill to run out and attack Chetti, ending with Roadkill using a Top Rope Splash to Chetti’s back!

3) Extreme Three Way Dance: “The Japanese Buzzsaw” Tajiri w/Steve Corino & Jack Victory vs “The Insane Luchadore” Super Crazy vs “The New Fucking Show” Jerry Lynn
Corino cuts a promo on Tajiri being the “King of the Three Way Dance” and mocks Crazy and Lynn! Corino takes a little credit for Tajiri, who looks to be annoyed by Corino’s words! Lynn comes to the ring with taped ribs, Styles says his bruised ribs became broken ribs due to a Tajiri attack.
 Order of Eliminations: 1) Tajiri eliminated Crazy after Lynn planted Crazy with The Cradle Piledriver and covered, only for Tajiri to break it up with a Front Dropkick to Lynn’s face, before snapping off a Brainbuster on Crazy and picking up the 3 for himself. 2) Lynn eliminated Tajiri after Tajiri landed a Buzzsaw Kick to Lynn’s ribs, only for Jerry to scream “come on MOTHERFUCKER!” Tajiri threw another kick, but Lynn blocked it and floored Tajiri with a punch, quickly following with The Cradle Piledriver and the pin. (Match Was So Fucking Good)
 Corino gets in the ring and attacks Lynn, only for Jerry to turn the tables, knocking Victory off the apron with a Dropkick and then planting Corino with The Cradle Piledriver and leaving victorious.

Footage of Angel stapling New Jack’s eye is shown.

4) Extreme 4 on 3 Handicap match: The Hardcore Chair Swinging Freaks (Axl Rotten & Balls Mahoney) & “The Original Gangsta” New Jack vs Da Baldies (DeVito, Angel, Skull & Grimes)
Balls & Axl started the match at a 4 on 2 disadvantage, until New Jack, and his shopping cart full of weapons showed up to help even the odds! Jack ended up jumping off the top of a backboard to put Angel through a Table on the floor!
 Winners: Da Baldies after New Jack dodged a trash can attack from Skull and then Stapled his face, only for Angle to sneak up from behind and smash a Guitar across the back of New Jack’s head, covering for the 3.

Sabu & Bill Alfonso are in the back, with Alfonso talking about Sabu going to the ring to do his best, Alfonso puts over Sabu the most heart he has ever seen and tells Chris Candido to be ready, Alfonso then says Sabu dedicates this match and the whole show to his recently deceased friend Ticho.

5) “No Gimmicks Needed” Chris Candido w/Tammy Lynn Sytch vs “The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal” Sabu w/Bill Alfonso
Winner: Sabu after Sabu laid Candido on a Table and went to the top, but Tammy got in the ring and distracted Sabu, allowing Candido to get off the table, but Bill came into the ring and grabbed Tammy, putting HER ON THE TABLE, but Candido pulls her off, just as Sabu dives off with a Leg Drop, driving Candido, face-first, through the table and then covering, but Chris kicked out at 2! Sabu quickly went to the top, Alfonso threw him and chair and Sabu connected with The Arabian Face Buster to the back of Candido, before locking in The Camel Clutch, forcing Candido to Tap Out! (Really Good)

Masato Tanaka is running on a treadmill, before stopping and cutting a promo, in Japanese, about beating Mike Awesome for the ECW World Title. ECW World Champion Mike Awesome, working out with bands and Judge Jeff Jones are in the locker room, Jones cuts a promo on Awesome beating him twice for the first time. Joey Styles and Cyrus hype the match.

  6)   ECW World Heavyweight Championship match: Mike Awesome© w/ Judge Jeff Jones vs Masato Tanaka
Winner and STILL ECW World Champion: Awesome after Tanaka somehow kicked out from The Awesome Splash and as the fans went crazy, Awesome pulled Tanaka to the top turnbuckle and snapped off a HUGE Super Sit Out Awesome Bomb, covering for the 3.

7ECW World Television Championship match: “The Whole Fucking Show” Rob Van Dam© w/Bill Alfonso vs “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz
Winner and STILL ECW TV Champion: RVD after Taz had RVD set up for a Super Tazplex, only for RVD to counter and bring Taz’s face down across the top turnbuckle and then quickly snap off a Split Legged Moonsault, as the fans chanted “you fucked up” and covered, but Taz kicked out at 2. RVD pulled him up and went for a waist lock, only for Taz to reverse and lift for a German Tazplex, but RVD flipped out of it and then connected with a Spin Kick, before jumping to the top and connecting with a BEAUTIFUL Five Star Frog Splash, holding on the for the 3!

8)  Extreme Six Man Tag match: The Impact Players (Lance Storm & Justin Credible) & “The Man Beast” Rhino w/Dawn Marie vs “The Hardcore Icon” The Sandman & ECW World Tag Team Champions “The Innovator of Violence” Tommy Dreamer & Raven w/Francine
Winners: The Impact Players & Rhino after Sandman knocked Rhino out following 3 Singapore Cane shots to the head, Sandman squared off with Storm, until Dawn jumped on his back and raked the eyes, just as Francine nailed Storm with a Low Blow and then a Cat Fight broke out! Sandman pulled Dawn up and kissed her, before squaring off with Credible, just as Raven slid in with his own cane on the opposite side of Credible, they both charged, but Justin moved and Raven busted the cane over Sandman’s head! He then stood by, as Credible scooped up Sandman and scored with That’s Incredible, Storm pulled Raven to the floor, as Credible covered Sandman for the 3.

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